CARP IS A NIHILISM PUMPED ONGOING VISUAL TRIBUTE TO THE GLORIOUS CONSUMER UTOPIA INTO WHICH WE HAVE BEEN JOYOUSLY BURPED AND ITS BELOVED LEADERS FOR WHOSE COMFORT AND PRAISE WE ENTHUSIASTICALLY EXPEND OUR LABOUR POWER ETERNALLY. IN THE PUTRIFYING SPIRIT OF CAPITAL, ALL THE WORK ON THIS SITE IS OF COURSE FOR SALE.

CARP IS BASED IN THE POST-POST-INDUSTRIAL-HELL-HOLE TURNED HEAVING METROPOLISTIC WORKER-SHOPPER PARADISE THAT IS BIRMINGHAM IN THE UK AND WORKS PREDOMINANTLY IN PAINT AND HAND SCREEN PRINTED GRAPHICS. THIS SITE OPERATES SIMPLY AS A GALLERY OF CARP FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND AS A CALL TO JOIN US IN WORSHIP.

DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF CARP? TO VIEW ALL T-SHIRTS CURRENTLY IN PRINT AND FOR SALE PLEASE CLICK THE SHOP PAGE LINK. FOR ALL ENQUIRES CONCERNING THE SALE OF PAINTINGS OR EXHIBITIONS PLEASE CONTACT CARP BY EMAIL VIA THE CONTACT PAGE LINK. SOME SMALLER PAINTINGS ARE OFTEN AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SHOP PAGE BUT THE PRICES OF LARGER PAINTINGS THAT ARE STILL AVAILABLE VARY DEPENDING ON HOW HUNGRY CARP IS.

ALL T-SHIRTS CURRENTLY IN PRINT ARE AVAILABLE AT WHOLESALE PRICES TO INDEPENDANT SHOPS WORLDWIDE. IF YOU ARE A SHOP OWNER INTERESTED IN STOCKING CARP T-SHIRTS PLEASE GET IN TOUCH BY EMAIL FOR CURRENT WHOLESALE PRICES OR TO REQUEST A SAMPLE.

ALL COMMISSIONS FOR ARTWORK INCLUDING GRAPHICS, POSTERS, GARMENT PRINTS, ILLUSTRATION AND PAINT JOBS WILL BE CONSIDERED. PLEASE EMAIL WITH YOUR REQUESTS.

FELLOW ARTISTS WITH IDEAS FOR COLLABORATIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO EMAIL THEIR MUSINGS.

FOR UPDATES, OFFERS, NOTIFICATIONS, MORE GALLERIES AND A TIDAL WAVE OF NARCISSISTIC DRIVEL PEPPERED WITH OCCASIONAL DERANGED PONDERINGS, PLEASE CLICK THE FACEBOOK LINK AND 'LIKE' THE PAGE.

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